May 2012
me: does 5 situps
me: where are my abs
“I don’t know if you’ve ever felt like that. That you wanted to sleep for a...”
– Perks of being a wallflower (via adv-nturous)
The Simpsons
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Barack Obama Being Adorable with Adorable Children
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Single Ladies - Burt Hummel (3x22 Graduation)
BEST THING EVER
SUMMER BREAK!
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Hunger Games Pick up lines
What are the odds of you being in my favour?
Did a cannon just sound, or is that my heart beating for you?
Is that a bread roll in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?
Are you the arena? Because I'm about to enter you.
Are you from district 12? Because I'm about to make you mine.
Roses are red, violets are fine, you're from district 6, I'm from district 9.
Are you an Avox? Because you leave me speechless.
If you are looking for a boyfriend? Because I volunteer as tribute.
Katniss did you lose an arrow? Because I found one in my heart.
Did Cinna set you on fire? Or are you just hot?
I may be a gamekeeper. But I won't play a game with your heart.
Are you from District 1? Cause from where I'm standing, you're Marvel-lous.
I'm usually a good guy but you Are you sure you're not a Mellark? 'Cause girl,you've got some nice buns. make me wanna be a Cinna
